February 2012
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therealsarfie replied to your post: In that case, what do you know about the rational causes of WWI?
Can’t wait to see you on my source page.
DYC. “Little Details. Apparently. (In That Case, What Do You Know about the Rational Causes of WWI?).” Little Details. Apparently. Library of Congress, 29 Feb. 2012. Web. 29 Feb. 2012....
therealsarfie asked: In that case, what do you know about the rational causes of WWI?
therealsarfie asked: what's the best way to survive an essay writing mess of an all nighter?
As long as I’m posting rambly walls of text tonight, might I take the opportunity to point out that asymmetrical knots are a thing. If you’re one of those clowns who reblogged and said some stupid shit about how grandpop would chew you out if he saw you wearing such a wonky knot, well, my bad for not doing a second take. I was busy fucking.
Anonymous asked: Is Baby an actual person or just a plot device you use? Or possibly a mixture of both? Almost as if you're writing to a specific person pretending they are the woman in the photo.
Anonymous asked: Did you really buy a Tootsie Roll Pop or is that just there for show?
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Anonymous asked: do you cry after sex?
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Anonymous asked: Tell me about your most uncomfortable/ awkward sexual experience?
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I haven’t read enough of her to be like “Judith Butler and I are pretty tight,” but I also dig Judith Butler.
tightlippolitics asked: Do ya like Michel Foucault? I feel like you would have a searing opinion on his area of expertise.
bonerack asked: What's your favourite scary movie?
Ask me dumb questions.
There are straight up thousands of you that have never said a word to me.
Go.
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Holy fuck, Canada
That Cirque du Soleil shit was you guys???
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IIIII shot the sherohfuck
Baby: Okay, I need to go shower and get ready. Euch... I feel grimey.
Me: You mean GRIMESY? Are you still COVERED IN GRIMES from last night's episode?
Baby: I'm going now.
Me: Okay.
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We know our way around a clitoris
LL: So if I perform in The Vagina Monologues, will you come to see me?
Me: Definitely. When?
LL: Oh it's not til April. I'll be playing "The Woman Who Loved to Make Vaginas Happy".
Me: I'll bet.
LL: I've been practicing for this part for like a year.
Me: I mean, you've kind of been practicing for that part your whole life.
LL: Shut up.
Me: Okay.
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Dispatches from a new office
It’s private. Good workspace. Computer’s fast. Would be cozy except it’s cold. The previous inhabitant was very devout. This room has accepted Jesus Christ as its personal lord and savior. I mean, it’s polite and reserved about it, but I can’t shake the feeling it’s passive-aggressively judging me. I mean, on the one hand, I’m glad it’s not up...
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There's something on my face
This is ill-advised. There’s not a whole lot of it and there never has been. I’m going to let it grow out, braid two pointy things, wear eyeliner, and insist on being called Captain.
Oh hey, Tumblr
How’ve you been?
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Dear Pals,
Pardon my incommunicadoness. I’m busy doing that brooding inaccessibility thing. Also, work.
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Just finished Issue 89
Everybody else who has ever drawn a gun on Rick or his group had ideological differences or were otherwise fucked in the head. Nicholas is kind of just stupid and doesn’t want to do any work. I actually really want a bullet him.
Because those are some punkass nerfherders.
January 2012
Fuck it. I'm going to go around to everyone who...